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stephen.howard_at_us.pwcglobal.com (Steve Howard) wrote in message news:<6d8b7216.0410140813.10c3da89_at_posting.google.com>...
> Hi,
>
> My Oracle database won't start. How can I fix it?
>
> Sorry, this just cracked me up, and I figured I would provide oxygen
> for the constantly smoldering flames.
>
> It did cause me to think, though, I know there are several regular
> posters here who have seen some questions they would consider to be
> beyond ridiculous, so I thought I would put it out there...
>
> What is the laziest, least informative question you have ever seen?
I think some of the questions from those who's first language is not a Romance language are parse-impaired.
Some of the requests for OCP answers are just ridiculous.
The question of how to google for stupidity remains unanswered.
jg
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