Re: Problem

From: Howard J. Rogers <hjr_at_dizwell.com>
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 09:33:29 +1000
Message-Id: <41705eee$0$24889$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>

Steve Howard wrote:

> Hi,
>
> My Oracle database won't start. How can I fix it?
>
> Sorry, this just cracked me up, and I figured I would provide oxygen
> for the constantly smoldering flames.
>
> It did cause me to think, though, I know there are several regular
> posters here who have seen some questions they would consider to be
> beyond ridiculous, so I thought I would put it out there...
>
> What is the laziest, least informative question you have ever seen?

Actually, I think a much more useful question is:

What is the laziest, least informative answer you have ever seen?

I think the line "all indexes should be built using 32K blocks" comes closest. Cheers, Don.

Regards
HJR Received on Fri Oct 15 2004 - 18:33:29 CDT