RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?

From: Weaver, Walt <wweaver_at_rightnow.com>
Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 10:52:24 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.003D7BDF.20011207103721@fatcity.com>

LOL!!
--Walt

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Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 11:17 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions &

     the Taliban?

1. The Taliban have a running game
2. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
3. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
4. They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
5. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts
6. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone
   • they never get a touchdown there!
7. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief
8. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one
9. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen?
10. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
11. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
12. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
13. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
14. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
15. The Detroit Lions
16. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
17. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football?
18. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
19. Knock knock Who's there. Owen Owen Who?
20. Oh an 10.

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