RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?

From: Bowes, Chris <Chris.Bowes_at_kosa.com>
Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 11:54:21 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.003D7D26.20011207114519@fatcity.com>

As the only person on this list with enough spinal cord to admit to being a Lions fan, I must take exception to your thoughts that the Lions are losing because they stink.  This is merely part of a brilliant plan by Marty and the boys to get the first pick of the draft again.  It is sheer brilliance!  Next season we'll have the cake-est schedule in the league and the first pick of the draft!  First round playoff loss, here we come!

--Chris
Chris.Bowes_at_Kosa.com

-----Original Message-----
From: Gogala, Mladen [mailto:MGogala_at_oxhp.com] Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 1:17 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: OT:Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?

Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions &

     the Taliban?

  A. The Taliban have a running game
 
  Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5,
  0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
 
  Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in

     common?

  A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell

     "Jesus Christ" !

 
  Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts
 
  Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone
  - they never get a touchdown there!
 
  Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief
 
  Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then
  Detroit would want one
 
  Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions

     playbook was stolen?

  A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
 
  Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a

     dollar bill?

  A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
 
  Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody
  knows and we may never find out!
 
  Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching

     the SuperBowl?

  A. The Detroit Lions
 
  Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play
  dead at home and get killed on the road
 
  Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run

     the football?

  A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
 
  Q. Knock knock

     Who's there.
     Owen
     Owen Who?

  A. Oh an 10.

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