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color=#0000ff size=2>Mladen, keep your OT post off of this list please.
Apparently the list is already too big and you only want to read about oracle
and only oracle.
-----Original Message-----From: Gogala,
Mladen [<A
href="mailto:MGogala_at_oxhp.com">mailto:MGogala_at_oxhp.com]Sent: Tuesday,
August 28, 2001 11:52 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject:
RE: Burning game CD'sListen pal, this list is
already too big as it is. Second, Ianswer questions far more
frequently then I ask them. The fact is thatthis is not the forum to ask
about burning CDs. If you have a problem withthat, you don't have to respond
to any of the questions that I might ask.If you really want to discuss DMCA,
DeCSS, 2600 case, Skylarov case andburning CDs then go to Slashdot.org or an
appropriate linux newsgroup. Here,I want to read about
oracle and only about oracle. Did I make myself
clear?-----Original Message-----From: Gogala, Mladen [<A
href="mailto:MGogala_at_oxhp.com">mailto:MGogala_at_oxhp.com]Sent: Friday,
December 07, 2001 1:17 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list
ORACLE-LSubject: OT:Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this
list?Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions
& the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a
running game Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A.
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have
in common? A. They both can make 80,000
people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"
! Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put
up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a
tornado? A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown
there! Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl
ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional
football team? A. Because then Detroit would want
one Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit
Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he
hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference
between the Detroit Lions and a dollar
bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a
dollar Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a
Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find
out! Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV
watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit
Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in
common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the
road Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to
run the football? A. The back leaves the
huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. Knock
knock Who's there.
Owen Owen Who? A. Oh an
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