Re: Storage Frust....

I figure I have to wait for a while to get BAARF party membership #69, bwahahahahahha

i'll go back to programming php against mysql :)

joe

Mogens Nørgaard wrote:

> Well, Sir Tim - congratulations with your BAARF party membership # 44.
> The BAARF.zip file will be shipped in a second.
>
> Mogens
>
> Johnston, Tim wrote:
>
>> Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF!
>>
>> Tim
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM
>> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>>
>>
>> Sir Visser,
>>
>> It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party
>> member # 43 if you like.
>>
>> Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K)
>> which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the
>> BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on
>> Friday night.
>>
>> But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return!
>>
>> And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the
>> BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database
>> Forum. They'll have to wait.
>>
>> Mogens
>>
>> Piet de Visser wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> Group,
>>> After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations:
>>>
>>> BAARF !!!!
>>>
>>> Thank you.
>>>
>>> While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas:
>>>
>>> Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF into:
>>> battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is
>>> not a FS).
>>>
>>> But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought
>>> CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose
>>> mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual,
>>> ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle
>>> software on Clustered file systems.
>>>
>>> And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at:
>>> USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of
>>> sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org
>>>
>>> More ideas anyone ?
>>> Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators
>>> followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just
>>> plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ?
>>> No harm, no offence intended anywhere
>>> (except for some storage ppl, maybe)
>>>
>>> Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas
>>> will be legacy.
>>>
>>> Regards,
>>> PdV
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>

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