Re: Storage Frust....

Can't deny you such a good and simple wish. Welcome as BAARF Party member # 69.

Mogens

Joe Testa wrote:

> I figure I have to wait for a while to get BAARF party membership #69,
> bwahahahahahha
>
> i'll go back to programming php against mysql :)
>
> joe
>
>
> Mogens Nørgaard wrote:
>
>> Well, Sir Tim - congratulations with your BAARF party membership #
>> 44. The BAARF.zip file will be shipped in a second.
>>
>> Mogens
>>
>> Johnston, Tim wrote:
>>
>>> Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF!
>>>
>>> Tim
>>>
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM
>>> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>>>
>>>
>>> Sir Visser,
>>>
>>> It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party
>>> member # 43 if you like.
>>>
>>> Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K)
>>> which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the
>>> BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on
>>> Friday night.
>>>
>>> But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return!
>>>
>>> And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the
>>> BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database
>>> Forum. They'll have to wait.
>>>
>>> Mogens
>>>
>>> Piet de Visser wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> Group,
>>>> After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations:
>>>>
>>>> BAARF !!!!
>>>>
>>>> Thank you.
>>>>
>>>> While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas:
>>>>
>>>> Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF
>>>> into: battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a
>>>> raw-dev is not a FS).
>>>>
>>>> But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought
>>>> CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose
>>>> mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual,
>>>> ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle
>>>> software on Clustered file systems.
>>>>
>>>> And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at:
>>>> USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of
>>>> sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org
>>>>
>>>> More ideas anyone ?
>>>> Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators
>>>> followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just
>>>> plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ?
>>>> No harm, no offence intended anywhere
>>>> (except for some storage ppl, maybe)
>>>>
>>>> Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas
>>>> will be legacy.
>>>>
>>>> Regards,
>>>> PdV
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>

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