Storage Frust....

Group,

After another run-in with Storage,
need to Vent Some frustrations:

BAARF !!!! Thank you.

While I'm at it,
let me add some other RAD ideas:

Frustrated by vendors and manuals,
we were about to turn BAARF into:
battle against any Raw Filesystems
(Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS).

But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought

CCCP:
for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software on Clustered file systems.

And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at:

USSR:
for Usage of Single System Rollout:
to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org

More ideas anyone ?

Don't start me on:
the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators followed by
the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just plain:
FAD : Funny Acronym Department ?

No harm, no offence intended anywhere
(except for some storage ppl, maybe)

Getting Late...
Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe,
and all these ideas will be legacy.

Regards,

PdV

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