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Richard wrote:
>> But there are people who can't imagine it being "noon" in the middle
>> of the night -
>
> Given that 'noon' is defined as the sun being overhead, then no.
> However it is midnight here at GMT noon (given standard time).
>
> What pisses me off is when Americans and English don't realise that
> when they are having their morning tea and clearing their mail boxes
> they 'can't imagine it being the middle of the night' and pick up the
> phone to give me a personal call - so much nicer than impersonal
> replies.
(paraphrased from "Surely You're Joking, Mr Feynman.")
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"Do you know what the Hell time it is in California?" "I beg your pardon!" "It is 3:00 o'clock in the goddamn morning! Call me back after nine."CLICK
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