Re: Since I'm up in the middle of the night

Then there's the SarbOx version:
Nine. Three to document the procedure, one to request the change, one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, one to sign off on the change, one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure that nobody else tries to change the bulb at the same time and and one to verify the light actually comes on after the change.

Robyn

On 5/6/05, Goulet, Dick <DGoulet_at_vicr.com> wrote:
>
> With a sick DB, my daughter had sent me the following thought it might
> lighten up someone else's day as well:
> > Hey dad, Steve ran into this joke and I know you would love it, so
> here it
> is.
> >
> > Q. How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
> >
> > A. Three. One to write the light bulb removal program, one to
> write
> the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb
> administrator to make sure that nobody else tries to change the bulb at
> the
> same time.
>
> Dick Goulet
> Senior Oracle DBA
> Oracle Certified 8i DBA
>
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