With a sick DB, my daughter had sent me the following thought it might
lighten up someone else's day as well:
> Hey dad, Steve ran into this joke and I know you would love it, so
here it
is.
>
> Q. How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> A. Three. One to write the light bulb removal program, one to
write
the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb
administrator to make sure that nobody else tries to change the bulb at
the
same time.
Dick Goulet
Senior Oracle DBA
Oracle Certified 8i DBA
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Received on Fri May 06 2005 - 06:09:59 CDT
