add pictures, too
>From: ryan_gaffuri_at_comcast.net
>Reply-To: ryan_gaffuri_at_comcast.net
>To: oracle-l_at_freelists.org
>Subject: Re: Impressing your boss
>Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 15:29:45 +0000
>
>managers love metrics. Come up with some completely irrelevant statistics
>to do a 'db health check'. Show that these numbers are horrible. Then make
>some completely irrelevant change and show your boss the same irrelevant
>metrics and proclaim that the db is now healthy.
>
>Spit out some archaic and jumbled techno-babble so that noone has any idea
>what you are talking about(they will assume you are smart, because only
>smart people talk like that).
>
>this actually works... its also useful to get managers to go away when they
>get annoying.
>
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