Jared,
I *almost* spilled hot Dunkin donuts coffee on my monitor and
keyboard... Thanks for the laughs ... Messages like these ought to come
with a warning ...=20
I will probably be spending most of my day writing a self-monitoring
program that computes baud rates of its own transmission and corrects
itself by restarting ... Yey !!!
Raj
--------=20
Rajendra dot Jamadagni at nospamespn dot com=20
All Views expressed in this email are strictly personal.=20
select standard_disclaimer from company_requirements;=20
QOTD: Any clod can have facts, having an opinion is an art !
-----Original Message-----
From: oracle-l-bounce_at_freelists.org
[mailto:oracle-l-bounce_at_freelists.org] On Behalf Of
Jared.Still_at_radisys.com
Sent: Tuesday, April 27, 2004 6:58 PM
To: oracle-l_at_freelists.org
Subject: RE: 10G New Features Book
When a post goes unanswered, this is what happens.
- message is re-posted
- that goes unanswered
- poster then asks the list:
"Hey, why hasn't anyone answered this?"
- poster asks me:
"Hey, why hasn't anyone answered this?"
- I reply:
- * maybe no one knows the answer
- * maybe it's so dead easy no body bothers
- Mladen G. says to RTFM, along with a technical
explanation down to the bit level.
- Ian M. takes it further, down to the quantam level.
- Jonathan L. posts a concise, insightful and clear reply
- poster asks for clarification
- Tim G. writes the first chapter of a book on the subject
and posts it to the list.
- Juan P. points the poster to asktom
- Paul D. explains why the RAID is misconfigured
- Poster asks Tim for all the implementation code
for the first chapter of the book.
- Kathy D. implies the poster has no social life and
has much imbibing to catch up on.
- Tim G. writes the second chapter to the book and posts it.
- Poster tries RTFM but is overwhelmed by the
table of contents.
- Dennis W. does a googles search and posts the answer to
to the problem 2 minutes after reading the email.
- poster sends resume to Starbucks
- resume returned - DBA's are under-qualified.
That's the general flow, anyway.
Jared
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