Re: Fav. Urban Legend...

Hey, man... don't joke. After all, that really happened to this guy who's a friend of my brother who just happened to be related to this guy at Oracle who was visiting a convention in Las Vegas with his old roommate who knew this lady that had called her brother only to find out that his wife had a close acquaintance whose sister was, in fact, related to Larry Ellison and she talked to him about it, so therfore it must be true.

(Note: The Larry Ellison reference makes this an OT post).

Brian

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Jeremiah Wilton wrote:



> My favorite is the one where you come in one morning and find your


> database in the bathtub, bleeding and sedated.  After taking the

> database to the hospital, the DBA tells you that one of your

> database's logfile groups has been removed, for the black-market

> logfile group trade.

>

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> On Tue, 12 Mar 2002, Freeman, Robert wrote:

>

> > I'm putting the final touches on my IOUG-A presentation (I got an

> > extension for those who realize that I'm late on it!)... I'm doing

> > Oracle Urban Legends. I've got several in my presentation but I

> > thought I'd ask here, before I put the presentation to bed, what

> > your favorite (or the one you find the most irritating) Oracle Urban

> > legend was....

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