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I'll concede on the users for dietary purposes, but I will not budge on the Windows OS...frustration can only lead to chaos and violence. Besides, this is supposed to be Utopia!
> I disagree with the restriction of no users. After all, what better
dietary
> plan than "all the users you can catch, kill, and eat!" Otherwise, I'm
in.
> I can haul some of our ordinance in my F-150 - it'll even be dry with the
> hardtop on the bed...
>
> Scott Shafer
> San Antonio, TX
> 210-581-6217
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: jhawkins_at_primary.net [SMTP:jhawkins_at_primary.net]
> > Sent: Friday, May 18, 2001 2:56 PM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > Subject: RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA
> >
> > That sounds great! So far it's me, you, and Kevin. I think the three
of
> > us can take the island. I drive a Land Rover, so I'll bring it. Once
we
> > have raised our flag at HQ and have all the locals assimilated, we can
> > send
> > for our families. I like the idea of naming the natives with
keywords. I
> >
> > guess for the really important ones, we can use the background
> > processes..."Hey SMON, what's good to eat around here? No PMON, we
don't
> > eat grub worms..."
> >
> > Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it you that had a Canuck brother that
can
> >
> > assist with the beer brewing? We may need him on the operation as
well.
> > I've got 5 gallons of a Bass Ale clone in the secondary fermenter as we
> > speak. Once we establish beachhead and HQ, we must organize the locals
to
> >
> > set up the brewery. Instead of a monetary society, all transactions
shall
> >
> > be bound by beer...this is going to be a great place!
> >
> > Jim
> >
> > > LoL!! I like the idea of airlifting in our Urban
> > > Assault Vehicles. We can establish a beachhead at 0600.
> > > Recon should take the better part of the morning, and we
> > > can spend the rest of the time indoctrinating the locals.
> > >
> > > Let's rename each of the natives with a keyword from the Oracle
> > > reserved keyword list. Then, we could reward them when they
> > > unwittingly line up in a syntactically correct fashion.
> >
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