Re: OFFTOPIC: DBA simulator RE: FreeOCP

From: arun <arun_k_c_at_hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 08:56:19 -0500
Message-Id: <10703.123913@fatcity.com>

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OFFTOPIC: DBA simulator RE: FreeOCPI am already facing thats probs

Original Message -----=20 From: Satar Naghshineh=20 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L=20 Sent: Wednesday, December 06, 2000 3:34 PM Subject: OFFTOPIC: DBA simulator RE: FreeOCP

haha Don't forget the pages/calls from your spouse (if you're still = married) wondering when you're coming home.=20

Regards,
Satar=20

-----Original Message-----=20
From: Jeffery Stevenson [SMTP:jeff_at_mpv.com]=20 Sent: Wednesday, December 06, 2000 8:14 PM=20

    To:     Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L=20
    Subject:        RE: FreeOCP=20

      What we need is a DBA simulator...a virtual reality cubicle where =

you are=20

constantly berated and harassed by AI managers and developers while = you are=20

trying to fix their problems via your virtual workstation. To add = realism,=20

we could make it a 3-5 day simulation where it has one of the = virtual=20

managers call you at 3 in the morning jumping up and down screaming, = "The=20

database is broke! The database is broke!" Of course, the = programmer,=20

system and network AIs will randomly spread the blame between the = database=20

and the others...and after determining that it isn't a database = problem,=20

they'll insist that you stay up and "watch the database and give = them a full=20

report"--just to be sure. It could have the dual purpose of better = testing=20

the extent of someone's capabilities and scaring away the meek all = in one=20

fell swoop. :)=20

    Jeffery Stevenson=20
    Chief Databeast Tamer=20
    Medical Present Value, Inc.=20
    Austin, TX=20

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December 06, 2000 8:14 PM To:     Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <FONT =

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face=3DArial size=3D1>RE: FreeOCP   What we need is a DBA = simulator...a=20

virtual reality cubicle where you are constantly berated and harassed by AI managers and = developers while=20

you are trying to fix their = problems via=20

your virtual workstation.  To add realism, <FONT = face=3DArial=20

size=3D2>we could make it a 3-5 day simulation where it has one of = the=20

virtual managers call you at = 3 in the=20

morning jumping up and down screaming, "The <FONT = face=3DArial=20

size=3D2>database is broke!  The database is broke!"  Of = course,=20

the  programmer, system = and network=20

AIs will randomly spread the blame between the database =
 <FONT=20

face=3DArial size=3D2>and the others...and after determining that it = isn't a=20

database problem, they'll = insist that you=20

stay up and "watch the database and give them a full =
 <FONT=20

face=3DArial size=3D2>report"--just to be sure.  It could have = the dual=20

purpose of better testing the = extent of=20

someone's capabilities and scaring away the meek all in one =
 <FONT=20

face=3DArial size=3D2>fell swoop.  :) Jeffery Stevenson <FONT = face=3DArial=20

size=3D2>Chief Databeast Tamer Medical=20

Present Value, Inc. Austin, = Received on Thu Dec 07 2000 - 07:56:19 CST