>From: in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one,
>they offered their
> evidence:
>
>THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
> 1. His first name was Jesus
> 2. He was bilingual
> 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
>
>But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> JESUS WAS BLACK
> 1. He called everybody "brother"
> 2. He liked Gospel
> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial
>
> But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> JESUS WAS JEWISH
> 1. He went into His Father's business
> 2. He lived at home until he was 33
> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure
> he was God
>
> But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> JESUS WAS ITALIAN
> 1. He talked with his hands
> 2. He had wine with every meal
> 3. He used olive oil
>
>But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
> 1. He never cut his hair
> 2. He walked around barefoot
> 3. He started a new religion
>
> But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> JESUS WAS IRISH
> 1. He never got married
> 2. He was always telling stories
> 3. He loved green pastures
>
> But perhaps the most compelling evidence .........
> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN .....
> 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was
> no food
> 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men
> who JUST DIDN'T GET IT
> 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
> more work for him to do.
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