Re: new DirectX Oracle online monitor

"Glen A Stromquist" <glen_stromquist_at_no_spam_yahoo.com> wrote in message news:3yI8c.14111$Ct5.387_at_edtnps89...
> Billy Verreynne wrote:
>
> > lauferb_at_adit-tec.com (Boaz Laufer) wrote
> >
> >
> >>I'd like to invite you to my site to try my new DirectX based oracle
online monitor.
> >>The name is 'SGAgent'.
> >
> >
> > DirectX? Then why does it not look like a 1st person shooter that
> > allows you to walk around inside the virtual world of an Oracle
> > instance?
> >
> > Where the hell is the BFG (Big Friggen Gun) that you can use to shoot
> > sessions (alter system kill session).
> >
> > Nah.. not interested. Too many grapgics. Not enough substance. IMO. I
> > have yet to see something GUI-like that gives me what my Unix/Linux
> > command line ora-ps shell script does. No fancy graphics. Just the
> > relevant and applicable facts ma'm. To go.
> >
> > --
> > Billy
>
> now you got my imagination going, I'm thinkin little google-eyed
> animated nerds running around doing the parse requests, shared pool full
> of some bubbling glop that changes color/consistency depending on
> usage... never mind, slow day ;-)

Yup. Oracle as "Doom" or "Castle Wolfenstein". I'd like to see that.

"Captain, the Library Cache Latch is about to blow!" "Send in the Bind Variables, number two!!"

A troop of chameleons dressed in leather bondage gear swarm onto the bridge and the latch stops melting. Meanwhile, back at headquarters, Miss Quincy reports changes to the cursor sharing warp drive.

(The leather bondage gear is optional, particularly for Miss Quincy: see Program - Options).

I think Larry would be on to a winner with that one.

Regards
HJR Received on Thu Mar 25 2004 - 16:02:58 CST