Makes me remember the story I was told about "damagement" running around
telling users to log off because the "latches are red" ;)
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Quoting "Thater, William" <William.Thater_at_carrier.utc.com>:
> Orr, Steve scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:
>
> > I'm not assuming such a tool exists... It indeed does exist because
> > the salesman who happened to be selling it said so and it must be
>
> of course it does, and they'll install it for you because they can install
> and tune it EXACTLY THE SAME WAY for every installation. so see you don't
> need your DBA any more, just install the whiz-bang tool and follow the
> bouncing prompt and all you troubles will be far away. until it shows red
> for some reason and nobody can find out why.
>
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> william.thater_at_carrier.utc.com
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> longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective
> perception and thought. - Albert Einstein
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