Re: Database management techniques and frameworks

Serves them right for not using mauve database, which, as everybody knows, uses the least RAM.
On 12/09/2003 10:24:27 AM, Denny Koovakattu wrote:
>
> Makes me remember the story I was told about "damagement" running around
> telling users to log off because the "latches are red" ;)
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> Quoting "Thater, William" <William.Thater_at_carrier.utc.com>:
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> > Orr, Steve scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:
> >
> > > I'm not assuming such a tool exists... It indeed does exist because
> > > the salesman who happened to be selling it said so and it must be
> >
> > of course it does, and they'll install it for you because they can install
> > and tune it EXACTLY THE SAME WAY for every installation. so see you don't
> > need your DBA any more, just install the whiz-bang tool and follow the
> > bouncing prompt and all you troubles will be far away. until it shows red
> > for some reason and nobody can find out why.
> >
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