Brian Peasland wrote:
> DA Morgan wrote:
>> HansF wrote:
>>> On Sat, 19 Aug 2006 17:05:09 +0000, Bob Jones wrote:
>>>
>>>> It is rather the collective intelligence of ineffciency with
>>>> unnecessary complexity. People who drop tables without thinking are
>>>> likely to purge without thinking.
>>>
>>> Of course. But it allows pointing of fingers and laughing. It's on the
>>> same level as those infamous warning signs such as "Do not use this
>>> electric hair dryer in the bathtub." or "Warning, hot coffee may scald."
>>> and "This child's toy contains small parts. Keep out of reach of
>>> children."
>>>
>>> One of my standard lines (when I teach Oracle courses) is that the new
>>> flashback capabilities compensate for the 'Britanney Spears user'
>>> ... you know the one who comes up to the DBA 1/2 hour before lunch
>>> and
>>> says "Oops, I did it again. I deleted all the data and committed.
>>> I'm
>>> going lunch now but the boss wants the report using that data right
>>> after I'm back. It's your database - please fix it."
>>> <copyleft Fuzzy Greybeard <g>>
>>
>> CREATE PROFILE bad_user LIMIT
>> CPU_PER_CALL 10
>> PRIVATE_SGA 25K
>> LOGICAL_READS_PER_CALL 10
>> CONNECT_TIME 15
>> IDLE_TIME 15;
>>
>> And have a nice day! ;-)
>
> I prefer:
>
> ALTER USER bad_user ACCOUNT LOCK;
>
> Makes my job much easier!!!
>
> Cheers,
> Brian
I do too but then they know what you did and they complain and
make a fuss about it to their manager. ;-)
--
Daniel A. Morgan
University of Washington
damorgan_at_x.washington.edu
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Puget Sound Oracle Users Group
www.psoug.org
Received on Sun Aug 20 2006 - 17:53:51 CDT
