Ryan Shane: "it felt like the doctor was putting his fist up my rear end" and would like to work for Microsoft!

Oracle is much shit-ier than Microsoft:

"http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11787395/site/newsweek/" wrote:

March 20, 2006 issue - Shot in the lower back trying to rescue a fellow Marine, Gunnery Sgt. Ryan Shane remembers being thrown on a metal table at the field hospital. "That was the coldest I've ever been in my life," says the 33-year-old Marine. He cursed at a nurse asking his Social Security number, and cried out when a surgeon began treating his wound. "I wanted to do the whole tough-guy thing, but it felt like the doctor was putting his fist up my rear end."

He woke up two days later in an intensive-care unit in Germany as a nurse was snaking a breathing tube out of his throat. A congressman was coming by; Shane protested that he didn't really want to talk to him, but since Shane was the only one awake in the ICU, he figured he'd "do his duty." Shane was in bad shape: his coccyx had been smashed, and his bladder, pancreas and intestines scrambled. In Germany and back at Bethesda Naval Hospital, surgeons operated on him 10 times, fishing out bullet shards and reattaching his viscera. Received on Thu Mar 16 2006 - 02:46:08 CST