Re: I want to add to myknowledge

From: Bart the bear <bartthebear_at_gmail.com>
Date: 28 Oct 2005 13:44:37 -0700
Message-ID: <1130532277.426664.280160@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

matansuyi_at_yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> I want to learn about Oracle9i.

Why don't you? There are many good books in the market.

> Kindly help.

The only way to help you is unfortunately illegal. I was always a strong advocate for establishing a morons hunting season but nobody listens to me.

> I have a very good laptop.

Laptop is a poor replacment for what Hercule Poirot used to call "little grey cells". You are an illustration of the "Intel Inside" label.

> You may send to me the drive of the software.

Please open the next email attachment that comes in an email with the title
"latest security update from Microsoft Corporation". You don't have to thank
me. Received on Fri Oct 28 2005 - 15:44:37 CDT