Re: OMLETv4 The Ultimate Instance Monitor

Norman Dunbar <Norman_at_JUNKTHISBIT.Bountiful.Demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:<k6ivd09in6uug5kmnm8v1v3coq45pqha59_at_4ax.com>...
> On 26 Jun 2004 11:17:01 -0700, omlet_at_omlet.org wrote:
>
> >Dear DBA,
> >> >
> >> > You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
> >> > 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
> >> > the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool.
>
> I cordially visited your site and found this :

Thank you!

> What three init.ora parameters then - that's only two.

The third is up your ass. Look for it.  

> See above - and by the way, I don't have a field, only a very small
> garden. I do have a pond with frogs in though - does that count ?
>

The question: ae the youre ancestors! all mispellingz are delibartz?

>
> >> > We would like to encourage you to distribute
> >> > copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
> >> > downloaded from:
> >> >
> >> > http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html
> >> >
> >> > or any of many mirrors worldwide:
> >> >
> >> > http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle
> >> >
> >> > Thank you for your time and participation.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Cheers,
> >> >
> >> > The OMLET Team
> >> > Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.
> >>
> >> I clicked on this link to say thank you for posting to the correct group
> >
> >Thank you Daniel;
> >
>
> Nice to see how you snipped out a bit there - it does change the
> context somewhat !
>
>
> >To show my appreciation here is a poem written just for you; by Simon
> >from rec.humor: Copyright is assured for its rightful owner!
> >
> > The Omlet of Daniel Morgan
> > ===========================

> PS. I won't be evaluating ScrambledEggs

Check www.omlet.org/images.jpg

> any further - I don't like
> Java applications as they are way too slow.

You are entitled to your uneducated opinion.

>
> I also don't agree with your spamming every newsgroup in creation
> (almost) on a regular basis.

I agree

>
> I don't agree with your choice of 'language' when some others on this
> NG ask you nicely (at least the first time) to please post elsewhere.
>

I agree

> I don't use ratios to tune my databases - I have Connor McDonald's
> 'dial a ratio' script which *proves* that tuning the DB Cache Hit
> Ratio doesn't actually tune the database.

If you use "dial a ratio" to tune your mother's ass; it would fail as well.

Please revise your thoughts. Measure the ratio between your clit and your tongue and tune your mother's ass accordingly. YOU WILL SUCCEED!

>
> And, to crown all of that, in my perusal of many of your posts, you
> have a tendency to show signs of complete and utter disregard for any
> opinions of others, therefore, you do not get any of my business.
>

You are entitled to your opinion.
> PS.
> Piss somewhere else. All spelling mistakes in this post are deliberate !
Received on Mon Jun 28 2004 - 14:11:01 CDT