Re: Chuck Lysaght's theme song

Daniel Morgan wrote:
>
> PepperoniChuck_at_yahoo.com wrote:
>
> > To the tune of "...Baby One More More Time":
> >
> > Oh, daddy, daddy,
> > Oh, daddy, daddy,
> > Teach me, teach me,
> > I'm just a little girl,
> > With loving on her mind.
> > Reach me, reach me,
> > Give me a spin and twirl,
> > From all the way behind.
> > Tell me how to hold it,
> > While we, why it's growing,
> > Baby, it's so swollen,
> > Now we're flowin',
> > Whoops! Explosion.
> > Your older hand is thrilling me (yeah, yeah),
> > Too bad our love's a felony (a felony),
> > You're big like Daddy,
> > I'll open wide,
> > Put it inside,
> > Lick my baby back behind.
> > You do protest that I'm jailbait (jailbait),
> > I'm just sixteen, but I just can't wait (I just can't wait),
> > My mom's real cool,
> > Promise,
> > You won't do time,
> > Lick my baby back behind.
> >
>
> Is there even the remotest chance that you illiterate morons could
> stop pushing your garbage into the oracle forums. Apparently you are
> incapable of reading a FAQ or a usenet charter and realizing the group
> is for computer programming and management of database systems.

Tommy Bishop still thinks he's still a big man at Oracle. He's been spewing about his Holy Presence in PRO-gramming on a poultry froup for three years; take it up with him.
>
> As Robert Heinlein once observed:
> "People that recite their poetry in public often have other bad habits."
>
> --
> Daniel Morgan
> damorgan_at_x.washington.edu
> (replace 'x' with a 'u' to reply)

".../nasty/ habits."
  Apparently, you're incapable of reading a guardian angel.

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