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Hans Forbrich wrote:
> Daniel Morgan wrote:
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>><LIGHT HEARTED> >>Well lets give some thought to this. >> >>What do women want?
>>Security?
>>Stability?
>>Performance?
>>The ability to get back a valid answer when performing a query?
>>I'm not so sure how the scalability part translates. I'll leave
Scalability could refer to many different metrics. You make an allusion to only one of them. Another measure might be how many other women are in the male's life at one time. And having a vivid imagination I can think of a few more.
-- Daniel Morgan http://www.outreach.washington.edu/ext/certificates/oad/oad_crs.asp http://www.outreach.washington.edu/ext/certificates/aoa/aoa_crs.asp damorgan_at_x.washington.edu (replace 'x' with a 'u' to reply)Received on Fri May 28 2004 - 00:41:02 CDT
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