True story from this very list (couple of years ago now):
"Dear list,
What does rownum mean?
Signed
John Doe
OCP 7, 8, 8i"
Sums OCP up really...
- Nuno Souto <nsouto_at_bizmail.com.au> wrote:
> On Thu, November 25, 2004 8:34 am, Freeman, Donald said:
>
> >
> > Certification - We have a common body of knowledge that Oracle thinks is =
> > important. I don't know that it is all important but Oracle thinks so.
>
> Funny. In my neck of the woods, what Oracle "thinks" is worth
> about zilch. And the consensus I hear everywhere is that the OCP
> is a certificate of incompetence.
>
> But then again, I've been known to not give two hoots
> about anything a certain group in Oracle says...
>
> Cheers
> Nuno Souto
> nsouto_at_bizmail.com.au
>
>
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