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Home -> Community -> Mailing Lists -> Oracle-L -> Re: Re: New session proposed at OOW
As a standup comic may I propose a different format called
'Spite Club'. In the vein of 'Fight Club' but a LOT more interesting. These cats need to be in a room together - preferably not at OOW but at a bar. There will be four rounds (the formats of which can be decided at a later date with the consensus of the group.). Every round will have them drinking - atleast one shot of their favorite liquor. The fourth round will be freestyle where they are free to say anything that they want. It would be so cool to see stalwarts of Oracle in their truest nature -distilled down to the very finest of their elements (or atleast a few pints thereof) pit it out against each other. Who will buy tickets for 5-7$ each if this were to happen ? I will host.
Tapan Trivedi
Standup Comic
Oracle DBA
ryan.gaffuri_at_cox.net wrote:
Would be really funny if we can have a jerry springer type crowd, that will hiss and boo when they don't like the responses. We can do an American Idol type balloting and the loser gets hit with pies.
These guys really hate each other don't they?
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