RE: Oralce Newbie - Mladen Gogala reply - WARNING - do not drink anything while reading this reply!

Or you will be like me with coffee all over my screen and top

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From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:mladen_at_wangtrading.com] Sent: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:59 AM
To: oracle-l_at_freelists.org
Subject: Re: Oralce Newbie

On 05/26/2004 05:04:44 AM, Software Software wrote:
> Dear All,
> I'm migrating my database server from M$ $QL to Oracle and I have searhed
> practically the whole day on Oracle beginners notes to no avail. May you
> please direct me on any useful sites about Oracle.
> And also sites about SQL*Plus.

I have good news and bad news. Good news is that I'm back in the office and that I saved
10% on my car insurance by switching to Geico. Bad news is that you can not learn about oracle
and SQL*Plus, you have to find it in you. Here in the US, people sentenced to long prison
sentences usually undergo religious experiences. You are sentenced to migrating your database, so
you should pray and SQL*Plus will be revealed to you. SQL*Plus is revealed to those who pray
and eat their spinach. Here is the site that will direct you further: http/www.landoverbaptist.org/
If you need any more directions, may the Google be with you, young paduan.

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Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA



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