Re: FW: IOUG-A

Undskyld, undskyld, undskyld. I'm just not familiar with other cultures. So let me get this straight: A high CASH hit ratio is obtained by drinking more or spending less? At the moment I'm having a Maker's Mark, which has a fine Glass Hit Ratio, by the way.

Man, it would be cool to have a tool that displayed the useless BCHR as "Buffer Ca$h Hit Ratio" and explained that focusing on this stuff would only optimize consulting revenue :-)))

Yep, Black Adder is a thing to watch out for. Tastes fantastic.

Mogens

Mogens

Fink, Dan wrote:

> Mogens, Mogens, Mogens...
> It's not about hit ratios! It's about how many bars the group has
> to visit! Reduce the number of bars and you reduce the time it takes!
> Remember, a High Hit Ratio but Slow Beer Consumption will make people
> very unhappy!
>
> Dan "Just say no to Black Adder scotch" Fink
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mogens Nørgaard [mailto:mln_at_miracleas.dk]
> Sent: Tuesday, January 07, 2003 3:59 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Subject: Re: FW: IOUG-A
>
> And I hereby declare that Miracle will sponsor a beer for each
> participant. Since I can't be there, I can at least make it easier
> to live with Jonathan for a whole day.
>
> Jonathan - buy those poor people a beer (or whatever they require)
> and send the bill to Miracle.
>
> PS: This was only for those participating in Jonathans (possible)
> seminar - not for all participants in IOUG-A. In other words: I'm
> going for a very high (local) hit ratio. Not a high global hit ratio.
>
> Mogens
>
> Stephen Andert wrote:
>
>>I too will attend that class, even if I can't get my boss to spring for
>>it. They are sending me there, but they don't have to pay for the
>>conference, so I should be able to talk them into it.
>>
>>Stephen Andert
>>
>>
>>
>>>>>Lisa.Koivu_at_efairfield.com 01/06/03 12:14PM >>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>Jonathan, if you do decide to give that class, I am definately
>>interested.
>>$250 I can talk my boss into. $1300 for IOUG-A, I can't.
>>
>>(Ah, the joys of working for a non-IT-centric company.)
>>
>>Lisa Koivu
>>Oracle Database Administrator
>>Fairfield Resorts, Inc.
>>5259 Coconut Creek Parkway
>>Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA 33063
>>
>>
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>Sent: Monday, January 06, 2003 1:18 PM
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>>
>>
>>If you make the reservation, I will send you the money. All credit
>>cards
>>are maxed, not from Christmas but ...
>>
>>Ruth
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>>
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>>
>>
>>>Grosvernor might be a good place. Don't know the price... but it is
>>>
>>>
>>close
>>
>>
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>>>
>>>
>>Cheaper
>>
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>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>Sent: Monday, January 06, 2003 4:14 AM
>>>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>I've finally managed to fit IOUG-A into my
>>>timetable, after years of thinking that I really
>>>ought to go some day.
>>>
>>>I see from the 'University Class' listings that
>>>no-one is doing anything about specific on
>>>how the cost based optimizer works.
>>>
>>>Two questions -
>>>If I found some place in the locale to
>>>run the one-day tutorial that I did at the
>>>UKOUG this December (see URL below),
>>>would there be much interest in attending ?
>>>I'd probably keep the class size at around
>>>40 people, with a cost of around $250, and
>>>plan to run it on the Sunday before the main
>>>event. (Or maybe on the Friday, when all
>>>the fuss has died down).
>>>
>>>Second - does anyone know the general
>>>area well enough to suggest a couple of
>>>reasonable hotels that might do a nice
>>>job of hosting such an event ?
>>>
>>>
>>>Thanks for any feedback.
>>>
>>>
>>>Regards
>>>
>>>Jonathan Lewis
>>>http://www.jlcomp.demon.co.uk
>>>
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>>>Cost Based Optimisation
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