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Landing at Ben Gurion Airport... So True!!!
As the plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the
Captain
came on:
"Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until this plane is at
a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off."
"To those of you standing in the aisles, we wish you a Happy Chanukah."
"To those who have remained in their seats, we wish you a Merry
Christmas"
Yechiel Adar
Mehish
-- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Yechiel Adar INET: adar76_at_inter.net.il Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services --------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: ListGuru_at_fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).Received on Thu Jan 02 2003 - 04:39:51 CST
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