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From: <dgoulet_at_vicr.com>
Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 08:49:09 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.004F790A.20021030084909@fatcity.com> 





Tres Bien!


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Author: "Sherman; Paul R." <PSherman_at_elcom.com>
Date:       10/29/2002 2:49 PM



Hello,



Well, I for one got enough of the message to make me curious, so I fed the
stuff into Alta Vista's translator, and for posterity's sake, here it is, in
chronological order (and you owe me one, Dick for this Herculean-like
labor):



Taken from a friend.... I am seriously thinking to stop being engineer in
systems.... 

1. You work in strange hours. putas!
2. - They pay to maintain you the happy client. putas! 
3. - The client pays much but but your head remains with almost all the


money. putas!

4. - Cobras per hour but your time extend until you finish! Like putas!
5. - If you are good, these never proud of which beams. putas!
6. - They compensate to you to satisfy the fantasies with your clients.


putas! 7. - It is difficult to have and to maintain a family. putas!
8. - When they ask to you in which you work not it you can explain. putas!
9. - Your friends are distanced of you and your single one you walk with
others just as your. putas! 

10. - The client pays your account of the hotel and per worked hours. putas!
11. - Your head has a good car. putas!
12. - When you are going to make a "attendance" to the optimal client these.


putas. 13. - But when you return you seem to have left hell. putas!
14. - They evaluate your "capacity" with horrible tests. putas! 
15. - The client always wants to pay less and above she wants that you make
wonders. putas! 


16. - Every day to levantarte you say "!!!NO I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS ALL MY
LIFE!!!". putas! 


17. Without knowing nothing their problem the clients hope that them DES the
advice that need. putas!


18. - If the things leave bad it is always blames yours. putas! 
19. - You must offer services free to your head, friends and relatives.
putas! 



Until when? 



Ups colleagues!



This gave much laughter me. Somebody is going it to translate to ingles for
the rest of the list? 




Does 'putas' (as in !Como las putas!), mean what I think it means ? 



Thank you,



Paul Sherman


DBA    Elcom, Inc.


voice -  781-501-4143 (direct #)


fax    -  781-278-8341 (secure)


email - psherman_at_elcom.com




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Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2002 4:39 PM


To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L




No Hable Espanole!!


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Author: "Stephen Andert" <StephenAndert_at_firsthealth.com>
Date:       10/29/2002 10:25 AM





Esto me dio mucha risa.  Alguien lo va a traducir al ingles para el
resto de la lista?



Esteban



>>> aordonez_at_ccss.sa.cr 10/24/02 12:05PM >>>
Ups colegas !!!!! 
 




@lex 




  Lic. Alexander Ordóñez Arroyo 


  Soporte Tru64Unix & BD  Oracle  

  Caja Costarricense del Seguro Social                             
  Telefono: 295-2004, San José, Costa Rica                    
  Aordonez_at_ccss.sa.cr      Celular 397-0532

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The truth is out there in WWW 


 
 


Tomado de Un amigo.... 


Estoy pensando seriamente dejar de ser ingeniero en sistemas.... 

1.- Trabajas en horas extrañas. !Como las putas! 
2.- Te pagan para mantener al cliente feliz. !Como las putas! 
3.- El cliente paga mucho mas pero tu jefe se queda con casi todo el 


dinero. !Como las putas! 


4.- Cobras por hora pero tu tiempo se extiende hasta que termines. !
Como 


las putas! 


5.- Si eres bueno, nunca estas orgulloso de lo que haces. !Como las 
putas! 


6.- Te recompensan por satisfacer las fantasías de tus clientes. !Como



las 


putas! 


7.- Es difícil tener y mantener una familia. !Como las putas! 
8.- Cuando te preguntan en que trabajas no lo puedes explicar. !Como 
las 


putas! 


9.- Tus amigos se distancian de ti y tu solo andas con otros igual que



tu. 


!Como las putas! 


10.- El cliente paga tu cuenta del hotel y por horas trabajadas. !Como las
putas! 


11.- Tu jefe tiene un buen coche. !Como las putas! 
12.- Cuando vas a hacer una "asistencia" al cliente estas óptimo. !Como



las putas!. 


13.- Pero cuando vuelves pareces haber salido del infierno. !Como las 
putas! 


14.- Evalúan tu "capacidad" con horribles pruebas. !Como las putas! 
15.- El cliente siempre quiere pagar menos y encima quiere que hagas 
maravillas. !Como las putas! 


16.- Cada día al levantarte dices "!!!NO VOY A HACER ESTO TODA MI 
VIDA!!!". 



!Como las putas! 


17.- Sin conocer nada de su problema los clientes esperan que les des 
el 


consejo que necesitan. !Como las putas! 
18.- Si las cosas salen mal es siempre culpa tuya. !Como las putas! 
19.- Tienes que brindarle servicios gratis a tu jefe, amigos y 
familiares. 


!Como las putas! 


!Puta! ¿¿Hasta cuándo?? 
 
 
 


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