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Reminds of a user who wanted to "ungrade" to Win98. They didn't know how right they were.
Rajesh.Rao @jpmchase.com To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com> Sent by: root cc: Subject: Re: Degrade a database?? 09/27/2002 12:23 PM Please respond to ORACLE-L
Of course, I meant downgrade. Could you hire me to work for you? ;-)
Connor McDonald To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com> <hamcdc_at_yahoo cc: .co.uk> Subject: Re: Degrade a database?? Sent by: root_at_fatcity. com September 27, 2002 05:28 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L
If I wanted to "degrade" a database, I'd take it out to a cheap pub, get it drunk, and let it make a fool of itself on the dancefloor before taking it home for some wild bedroom scenes...
Next morning, rest assured, the database will roll over in your bed and exclaim:
"I'll feel so degraded"
:-)
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