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David Korn meets KoRn
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"Jenkins, Michael - EDS" wrote:
>
> Just some humor to pass the day. Top things you can do while writing
> scripts in the Korn Shell:
>
> * Listen to a Korn CD
> * Eat some popKorn
> * Munch on a roasted ear of Korn
> * Rub the Korns on your feet
> * Have a Cream Korn fight with your mate in the next cube.
> * See how many Korn Chips you can burn in a glass ashtray before it expodes
> from the heat.
>
> Ok, so I had two seconds to think of these things as I was listening the new
> Korn CD, writing a Korn Shell script.
>
> --Michael
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> Author: Jenkins, Michael - EDS
> INET: Michael.Jenkins_at_Nextel.com
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