Oracle-L: RE: SEQ#, DUAL and Oracle literacy

From: Ferenc Mantfeld <fmantfeld_at_siebel.com>
Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2002 23:33:19 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.00480D92.20020618233319@fatcity.com>

The problem seems to be with the preferred ven-duh !

Regards:
Ferenc Mantfeld
Senior Performance Engineer
Siebel Performance Engineering
Melbourne, 3000, VIC, Australia
Only Robinson Crusoe had all his work done by Friday

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Sent: Tuesday, 18 June 2002 12:07 PM
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Want to have a good laugh?... read on... I don't think its OT :)

A few minutes ago, my co-worker DBA was 'ordered' by one of the Oracle Duhvelopers from our 'preferred vendor' to fix the DUAL table so that the application will get a *specific* Sequence Number for something.

DBA: Why do you think DUAL is the problem? Duhveloper: ...'cause I see the PL/SQL code that says 'from dual'.

Boy! Are we in trouble or what?? ;)

Kirti

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