RE: Management Reports

From: Vergara, Michael (TEM) <mvergara_at_guidant.com>
Date: Thu, 13 Jun 2002 09:30:09 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.0047D5D0.20020613093009@fatcity.com>

LOL! But I'm already in the doghouse, so I don't think they'd see it as funny!

-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, June 13, 2002 9:23 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

hi!

select 1998, 'a lot to do' from dual;
select 1999, 'even more to do' from dual;
select 2000, 'pooooh ....' from dual;
select 2001, 'at full speed' from dual;
select 2002, 'increase the DBAs salary from dual';

my boss was delighted about it

daniel

"Vergara, Michael (TEM)" wrote:
>
> Good Morning Everyone!
>
> My management wants a chart that shows the performance of the
> database. If this was your boss, what would you show them?
>
> Thanks,
> Mike
>
> P.S. This is a repeat e-mail. I never saw my other one hit the
> list.
>
> ---
>

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> Michael P. Vergara
> Oracle DBA
> Guidant Corporation
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