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Ok... so I never made it to Australia....
Geeezzzzz...
Robert G. Freeman - Oracle8i OCP
Oracle DBA Technical Lead
CSX Midtier Database Administration
The Cigarette Smoking Man: Anyone who can appease a man's conscience can take his freedom away from him.
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Sent: Monday, March 25, 2002 12:34 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Probably to have no job. But as DBA ... ??? :-)
JP
On Mon 25. March 2002 18:03, you wrote:
> > 10. So I can live where I choose.
>
> Oh really? How do you manage that?
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Monday, March 25, 2002 9:23 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Hey, I got five scampers running around right now.... youngest is 9 and
the
> oldest is *gasp* 16....
>
> 10 Reasons I became a DBA
>
> 1. So I don't have to mow my own lawn
> 2. So I don't have to change my own oil.
> 3. So I don't have to move my own furniture.
> 4. So I can have 5 kids and a wife.
> 5. So I can afford two NICE cars (well, mostly nice until the kids get to
> them).
> 6. So I can eat out every day if I choose.
> 7. One word, big screen TV (ok, three words).
> 8. Because it's cool.
> 9. Because I like getting paged at 3 in the morning to save someone's butt
> and have them owe me BIG.
> 10. So I can live where I choose.
>
>
> RF
>
> Robert G. Freeman - Oracle8i OCP
> Oracle DBA Technical Lead
> CSX Midtier Database Administration
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