RE: RE: Production Oracle DBA Needed in Rochester, Minnesota

Hey, I got five scampers running around right now.... youngest is 9 and the oldest is *gasp* 16....

10 Reasons I became a DBA

1. So I don't have to mow my own lawn
2. So I don't have to change my own oil.
3. So I don't have to move my own furniture.
4. So I can have 5 kids and a wife.
5. So I can afford two NICE cars (well, mostly nice until the kids get to them).
6. So I can eat out every day if I choose.
7. One word, big screen TV (ok, three words).
8. Because it's cool.
9. Because I like getting paged at 3 in the morning to save someone's butt and have them owe me BIG.
10. So I can live where I choose.

RF

Robert G. Freeman - Oracle8i OCP
Oracle DBA Technical Lead
CSX Midtier Database Administration

The Cigarette Smoking Man: Anyone who can appease a man's conscience can take his freedom away from him.

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Sent: Friday, March 22, 2002 4:29 PM
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Hey, don't give Lisa bad vibes! My wife & I raised three of the little curtail
climbers. Get to marry one off this June. But really kids are great, especially the second time around when their NOT yours. :-)

Dick Goulet
AKA: Grandpa

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Author: John Kanagaraj <john.kanagaraj_at_hds.com>
Date:       3/22/2002 1:05 PM

Slightly OT, but here's to a virtual baby shower and all good wishes to you Lisa. (PS: Entirely agree with Ron, you ain't seen grey hairs yet!)

John Kanagaraj

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ron Rogers [mailto:RROGERS_at_galottery.org]
> Sent: Friday, March 22, 2002 12:41 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Subject: RE: Production Oracle DBA Needed in Rochester, Minnesota
>
>
> Lisa,
> You THINK you have a few grey hairs now... wait a few years after the
> "Baby Oven" finishes the glorious gift for you..... "Parental
> revenge..I
> hope your kids grow up to be just like you..."
> ROR mª¿ªm
>

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