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Dear Colleagues,
Brains-r-us Consulting is currently recruiting for test subjects to assist
with the implementation and development of brain transplantation surgery
techniques for a New York State agency. Brains-r-us Consulting custom
tailors all brain transplant surgeries to meet the individual requirements
of our
patients and delivers the best possible results on time and within
budget. Surgery is generally located in or near the head region of the body
(lower for some in-duh-viduals).
For more information please contact Howie Doin and Will Yagoaway at
800-555-1212 or email
dont_lose_ur_head_at_brains-r-us.com. Please note candidates who are outside
the range of 175-175.4 pounds, cannot recite the Cyrillic alphabet
backwards while intoxicated or live more than 150 feet from our offices
will not be considered.
All in good fun. Have a good weekend everyone!
John Dailey
Oracle DBA
Atlanta, GA
"Ginger Mejia" <info_at_palladianconsu To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com> lting.com> cc: Sent by: Subject: job opportunity root_at_fatcity.com 09/21/2001 06:24 PM Please respond to ORACLE-L
Dear Colleagues,
Palladian Consulting is currently recruiting SQL Server Application Developers to assist with the implementation and development of SQL Server applications for a New York State agency. Palladian Consulting custom tailors all employee packages to meet the individual requirements of our consultants and delivers the best possible results on time and within budget. Project is located in Albany, N.Y.. For more information please contact Ginger Mejia or Charlene Saunders at 800-750-1777 or email employment_at_palladianconsulting.com
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