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<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>Lisa,
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I, for
one, hold you in the highest esteem and wish you would talk some sense into my
wife. My typical Sunday during Rams home games goes something like
this:
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6AM -
Coffee, breakfast, read the Sports section for today's
matchup.
8:30AM
- Meet at my house and depart for TWA Dome.
9:00AM
- 11:50AM - Beer, brats, cigars, music in front of the Dome.
Noon -
3:15PM - Watch "The Greatest Show on Earth" beat up on
defenses.
3:16PM
- Head home for the rest of the 3:00PM games on DirecTV Sunday
Ticket.
Note: I have the ability to watch
all three games at once using a well-developed channel-flipping
technique.
6:00PM
- Dinner, sober up - get ready for Sunday Night game on
ESPN.
7:00PM
- 10:00PM - Watch whoever's playing, more beer.
<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>10:01PM - Pass out.
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My
wife just doesn't get it...
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<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
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<FONT face=Tahoma
size=2>-----Original Message-----From: Koivu, Lisa
[mailto:lisa.koivu_at_efairfield.com]Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001
8:27 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject:
RE: OT: football fan-hood
BLECH! My second favorite team
is Tampa (they are half ex-vikings) I dare say they will be better than
the Vikings this year.
Charge that $5 to my account.
Sorry.
The short story is: <FONT
face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Grew up in MN... my whole family watched the
Vikings... my grandfather was one of the announcers... I was going to Purple
Crush games at 6 years old with my mother in the Met Stadium. I was
(still am) a tomboy and there was no girls football or hockey back then.
There. I said it.
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face=Arial size=1>From: Ron
Rogers [SMTP:RROGERS_at_galottery.org] <FONT face=Arial
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30, 2001 9:01 AM <FONT face=Arial
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face=Arial size=1>Re: OT: football fan-hood
I thought that she was soooo overwhelmed by the
choices available that she decided to be an "outsider" and pick a team from
snow-bird country so she would be accepted in Ft.Laud.
After all she does have 3 Florida football teams
to choose from. Very confusing and it can upset your pears, neighbors, and
friends of you choose the wrong one.
You can tell that she is not solid in her
choice and committed by the unique, colorful, and subliminal signature? She
is screaming for guidance and understanding. I offer to her that she support
the BRONCO'S and I will have my daughter-in-law ( devout BRONCO fan) get
with her and tailgate party to relieve the stress.
ROR mª¿ªm
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