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I'm only blonde on football game days, when I put on my blonde stripper wig and braid it :) A nice Nicole Kidman red would be a wise choice.
I'm brunette and proud of it! Just anything but blonde. HA
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From: Rachel Carmichael [SMTP:carmichr_at_hotmail.com] Sent: Monday, August 20, 2001 2:51 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: Re: OT: DBA tasks
you go girl! :)
do I have to have Barbie-blond hair though? I'm thinking a nice, brilliant red myself
>From: "Koivu, Lisa" <lisa.koivu_at_efairfield.com>
>Reply-To: ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
>Subject: OT: DBA tasks
>Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001 09:38:58 -0800
>
>Ahem... the female DBA's save the database, save the world, flatten the
>evil people with her well-tuned martial arts skills, swims in icy cold
>water
>without showing one goose pimple on her Barbie-proportioned body, impresses
>the Diet Coke guy, and then tells him "thanks but no thanks"
>
>and skips through the commercials on her Tivo after such an eventful day.
>
>Sorry, couldn't let this one go.... There's a script in here waiting to
>come out but I'm playing with Perl and feel that Chris Bowes is better
>suited for this task :)
>
>Lisa Koivu
>aka. Angelina Jolie.
>Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Adams, Matthew (GEA, 088130) [SMTP:MATT.ADAMS_at_APPL.GE.COM]
> > Sent: Monday, August 20, 2001 11:59 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > Subject: RE: DBA tasks
> >
> > And we do it in 30 minutes and still have time
> > for commercials
> >
> > ----
> > Matt Adams - GE Appliances - matt.adams_at_appl.ge.com
> > Doing linear scans over an associative array is like
> > trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
> > - Larry Wall (creator of Perl)
> >
> >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Guy Hammond [ <mailto:guy.hammond_at_avt.co.uk>]
> > > Sent: Monday, August 20, 2001 11:22 AM
> > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > > Subject: RE: DBA tasks
> > >
> > >
> > > We find the treasure, kill the bad guys, save the world and get the
> > > girl.
> > >
> > > I think that about covers it :0)
> > >
> > > g
> > >
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > Sent: Friday, August 17, 2001 7:56 PM
> > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi...
> > >
> > > I'am searching for a oracle dba task guide. A doc that
> > > especifi all the
> > > task
> > > of a oracle dba.
> > >
> > > javs
> > >
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-- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Rachel Carmichael INET: carmichr_at_hotmail.com Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: ListGuru_at_fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).Received on Mon Aug 20 2001 - 13:12:32 CDT
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