Re: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture

Have you seen "Momento"? Really cool film. Better mind games than oracle. A little coarse for me, but really cool anyway, two thumbs up.

On Tue, Aug 14, 2001 at 07:10:22AM -0800, tday6_at_csc.com wrote:
> The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut.
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> Coming to theaters near you.   Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17.
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> Directed by Bruce.
> Produced by Jared Still.
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> Starring:
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> Lisa Koivu.  Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password
> on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system
> and destroy data.
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> Lisa: "YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER!!!!",  User:
> "NOooooooooooooo!"  Hack hack slice slice  Lisa: "Now where's that
> intern..."
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> /Clip
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> Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci)
> /Clip
> "Nice Cutting Lisa.  So l-user, is it funny now?  Does she make you laugh?
> Like a clown?  Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song.  'The ankle
> bone's connected to the spinal cord...'"
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> /Clip
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> Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she
> stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas.
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> /Clip
> Manager:  "But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g
> worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license
> fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets?  Why are you looking
> at me like that?  No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA
> recordable.  Open Wide?  Oh, you silly.  I've already had brunch with the
> steering committee.  That's where this excellent excel idea came from.  We
> can do this right?  I figure 450 g isn't that much is it?  All we have to
> do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and...  No, back away.
> Noooooooo."  Stuff, cram, cram.
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> Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge.
> /Clip
> "Grasshopper.  You will find all you need at these links."
> /Clip
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> Director Jared Still, in a special appearance.  He dispatches another
> developer for bad locking practices:
> /Clip
> "Six table locks?  For a three table select?  I asked for code and you
> bring me this.  What have I done to deserve this disrespect.    To the acid
> baths with him..."
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> Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie:
> /Clip:
> "HELP!...  Am I an idiot?  Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot?
> RTFM? What's an RTFM?  Read the what?  What's a concepts manual.  What's a
> concept?  That's nice, but what is a database?  I've got to build one for
> my boss today.  I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm...
> Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base?  But I thought DBA's
> did nothing but get in the way of us developers...  What's a tablespace?
> What's a table"
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> Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and
> lots of others from the Oracle-L.  See them all as you've never seen them
> before.
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> See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version.  Coming this fall.
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> Sorry, folks, slow day...
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