RE: Wildly OT. Made me laugh.

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  size=2>-----Original Message-----From: Robertson Lee - lerobe   [mailto:lerobe_at_acxiom.co.uk]Sent: Wednesday, July 04, 2001 7:31   AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject:   Wildly OT. Made me laugh.
  For
  the UNIX people out there   

  <A
  name="Unix csh/sh commands">Unix csh/sh commands:
% cat "food in cans"cat: can't open food in
  cans
% nice man womanNo manual entry for

  woman.
% rm Godrm: God nonexistent
% ar t Godar: God does not exist
% ar r Godar: creating God
% "How would you rate Quayle's

  incompetence?Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
  Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
  would I have?Too many ('s.
% make loveMake: Don't know how to make love.
  Stop.
% sleep with mebad character
% got a light?No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?man:: Too many
  arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?Bad

  substitute.
% %blow%blow: No such job.

  /* not csh but sh */$
  PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which senseno sense in pretending!   $ drink bottle: cannot openopener: not found   

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