I still like the Scott Adams variant:
If you have an infinite number of monkeys and an
infinite number of type writers, then you will
eventually get ... a lot of dead monkeys
Tip: You need to feed them
- Greg Solomon <greg.solomon_at_betfair.com> wrote: >
Hi
>
> Slightly off-topic ... if you're interested in a
> dictionary of clear
> definitions of mystical concepts, may I recommend
> ...
>
http://www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~arthur/jargon/html/entry/tail-recursion.html
>
> There's also a well-written boil-down of the last 50
> years of IT development
> into one and a half paragraphs on
>
http://www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~arthur/jargon/html/entry/Infinite-Monkey-Theorem
> .html
>
> Cheers
> Greg
>
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>
> I want pointers to some more articles like that so
> that I rid myself of the
> disease called 'Common Oracle RDBMS Misconceptions'
> enlighten me with clear explanations along with
> proof
>
> coz
> I am a
> novice
> Oracle Certifiable DBBS
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> > On Jun 26, 2001 at 01:05:59AM, novicedba wrote:
> > > Hi everyone,
> > > I visited Jeremiah Wilton's web page
> http://www.speakeasy.net/~jwilton
> > > I was shocked to read Hot backup mode explained
> > > If this is true then I may be a victim of a
> disease called
> > > 'Common Oracle RDBMS Misconceptions' . Somebody
> help me!! (Jim
> carrey-MASK style)
> > > Please help me. If some one has few more
> articles like this enlighten me
> >
> > What a help do you need?
> >
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