OT:OT: LITTLE HUMOR:)

Don't know if anyone has seen this, but I thought it was sort of funny:) And no, this is not serious and has nothing to do with my beliefs, my friends beliefs, my parents beliefs, my company's beliefs or my pets or anything else that I am affiliated or otherwise associated with:)

> > Interesting stats.....
> >
> > > >Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
> > > >Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
> > > >Accidental deaths per physician.... 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health &
> > Human
> > > >Services)
> > > >
> > > >Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.
> > > >Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500.
> > > >Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188
> > > >
> > > >Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
> > than
> > > >gun owners. "FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least
> > one
> > > >Doctor."
> > > >
> > > >Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban
> doctors
> >
> > > >before this gets out of hand.
> > > >
> > > >Remember: guns don't kill people, doctors do.
> > > >
> > > >Oh, and you might want to remember that half of all doctors graduate
> > in
> > > the >bottom 50% of their class in Medical School!
> >

Sincerely,
Kevin Kostyszyn
DBA
Dulcian, Inc
www.dulcian.com
kevin_at_dulcian.com

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