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I love it when Larry says your dba will have nothing todo. It means I will get another exorbitant pay raise within two years.
Oracle 5/6 Dave gets paid duhveloper wages
Oracle 7 Ugly conversion, Dave gets 20% increase
Oracle 8 Everyone and their mother installs Oracle, demand for Dave's services to rescue them jumps 20% so does Dave's paycheque. Oracle 9 OPS on filesystems, sounds like everyone's little sister will install OPS, hmm, I wonder if I can get more than 20% this time.
The easier Larry makes it to install Oracle the better off we as Oracle
DBA's
are.
IMHO
Dave
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Dave Morgan
DBA, Cybersurf
Office: 403 777 2000 ext 284
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