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On Tue, 29 May 2001,Oweson Flynn scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:
->(Roland, that is a bit like asking 'How do I implement world peace?' or 'How
->do I understand women?' - we can't help make a query run faster per se - a
you do not understand women, if you are very, very, very lucky you find one you can trust completely, but you never understand them.
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