Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP

Does anyone want to see my Hannibal Lector in a Ponytail and Speedo Impersonation?

|| -----Original Message-----
|| From: jhawkins_at_primary.net [mailto:jhawkins_at_primary.net]
|| Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:11 PM
|| To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| Subject: Re: OT - RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA
||
||
|| I'll concede on the users for dietary purposes, but I will
|| not budge on the
|| Windows OS...frustration can only lead to chaos and
|| violence. Besides,
|| this is supposed to be Utopia!
||
|| > I disagree with the restriction of no users. After all,
|| what better
|| dietary
|| > plan than "all the users you can catch, kill, and eat!"
|| Otherwise, I'm
|| in.
|| > I can haul some of our ordinance in my F-150 - it'll even
|| be dry with the
|| > hardtop on the bed...
|| >
|| > Scott Shafer
|| > San Antonio, TX
|| > 210-581-6217
|| >
|| > > -----Original Message-----
|| > > From: jhawkins_at_primary.net [SMTP:jhawkins_at_primary.net]
|| > > Sent: Friday, May 18, 2001 2:56 PM
|| > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| > > Subject: RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA
|| > >
|| > > That sounds great! So far it's me, you, and Kevin. I
|| think the three
|| of
|| > > us can take the island. I drive a Land Rover, so I'll
|| bring it. Once
|| we
|| > > have raised our flag at HQ and have all the locals
|| assimilated, we can
|| > > send
|| > > for our families. I like the idea of naming the natives with
|| keywords. I
|| > >
|| > > guess for the really important ones, we can use the background
|| > > processes..."Hey SMON, what's good to eat around here?
|| No PMON, we
|| don't
|| > > eat grub worms..."
|| > >
|| > > Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it you that had a
|| Canuck brother that
|| can
|| > >
|| > > assist with the beer brewing? We may need him on the
|| operation as
|| well.
|| > > I've got 5 gallons of a Bass Ale clone in the secondary
|| fermenter as we
|| > > speak. Once we establish beachhead and HQ, we must
|| organize the locals
|| to
|| > >
|| > > set up the brewery. Instead of a monetary society, all
|| transactions
|| shall
|| > >
|| > > be bound by beer...this is going to be a great place!
|| > >
|| > > Jim
|| > >
|| > > > LoL!! I like the idea of airlifting in our Urban
|| > > > Assault Vehicles. We can establish a beachhead at 0600.
|| > > > Recon should take the better part of the morning, and we
|| > > > can spend the rest of the time indoctrinating the locals.
|| > > >
|| > > > Let's rename each of the natives with a keyword from the Oracle
|| > > > reserved keyword list. Then, we could reward them when they
|| > > > unwittingly line up in a syntactically correct fashion.
|| > >
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