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Home -> Community -> Mailing Lists -> Oracle-L -> RE:PICKLER FETCH
A PICKLER FETCH is a fetch that is issued against a table. But before it actually
takes place and anything is returned to you it must be: cleansed of any impurities,
placed in a dark mysterious place, covered with an un-named substance that makes it
feel crunchy when retrieved, allowed to age for a long period of time, and be handled
by an internally secret processes. When returned to you it looks similar to what you
wanted but it not exactly and you must try again. There are many varieties to this
FETCH. Some are the Bread And Butter of the database provider and some are varieties
not related to being Kosher. The cure to the PICKLER FETCH problem is the use a
larger vat, a faster ageing process, or upgrade the internally secret process. All of
which will cost you more $$$$.
ROR mª¿ªm
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Author: Ron Rogers
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