OFF TOPIC - FW: Sony Vaio Japanese error messages

Very funny

>> > In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the
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>> > impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages
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>> > with their own Japanese haiku poetry, each only 17
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>> > syllables.
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>> >
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>> > -----------------------
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>> >
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>> > A file that big?
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>> > It might be very useful.
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>> > But now it is gone.
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>> >
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>> > ------------------------
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>> >
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>> > The Web site you seek
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>> > Cannot be located but
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>> > Countless more exist.
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>> > ------------------------
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>> >
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>> > Chaos reigns within.
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>> > Reflect, repent, and reboot.
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>> > Order shall return.
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>> >
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>> > ------------------------
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>> >
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>> > ABORTED effort:
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>> > Close all that you have worked on.
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>> > You ask way too much.
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>> >
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>> > -----------------------
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>> >
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>> > Windows 98 crashed.
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>> > I am the Blue Screen of Death.
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>> > No one hears your screams.
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>> >
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>> > -----------------------
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>> > Yesterday it worked.
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>> > Today it is not working.
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>> > Windows is like that.
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>> >
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>> > ------------------------
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>> > First snow, then silence.
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>> > This thousand dollar screen dies
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>> > So beautifully.
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>> >
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>> > ------------------------
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>> >
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>> >
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>> > With searching comes loss
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>> > And the presence of absence:
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>> > ""My Novel"" not found.
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>> >
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>> > ------------------------
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>> >
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>> > The Tao that is seen
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>> > Is not the true Tao, until
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>> > You bring fresh toner.
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>> >
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>> > ------------------------
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>> >
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>> > Stay the patient course.
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>> > Of little worth is your ire.
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>> > The network is down.
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>> >
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>> > ------------------------
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>> > A crash reduces
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>> > Your expensive computer
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>> > To a simple stone.
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>> >
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>> > ------------------------
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>> > Three things are certain:
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>> > Death, taxes, and lost data.
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>> > Guess which has occurred.
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>> >
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>> > ------------------------
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>> >
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>> > You step in the stream,
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>> > But the water has moved on.
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>> > This page is not here.
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>> >
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>> > Out of memory.
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>> > We wish to hold the whole sky,
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>> > But we never will.
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>> >
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>> >
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>> > Having been erased,
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>> > The document you're seeking
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>> > Must now be retyped.
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>> >

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